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I think there's a little bit of white guilt involved in anything we do even as the audience watching like why am I enjoying watching suffering, backstabbing, lying & strategy so much?
How do they not feel a little bit of white guilt?
by Young Jazzy Yo November 30, 2023
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White Sophism

Definition: White Sophism is the tendency for white people to negate or diminish the arguments and causes of people of color through obfuscating the lived experiences of minorities with opaque quantitative data and obscure interpretations of esoteric research.

How can America be racist when Joseph (2018) clearly demonstrates that "29% of Nigerian-Americans aged 25+ have a graduate degree compared to 11% of the US population?"
A: Being a person of color in America means having to live in a country that is inherently racist.

B: How can America be racist when Joseph (2018) clearly demonstrates that "29% of Nigerian-Americans aged 25+ have a graduate degree compared to 11% of the US population?"

A: That's all just white sophism. Try being black and pulled over by a cop. Try being black and applying for a job. Try being black and walking into high-end clothing store.
by AKA GG April 26, 2023
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Marty White

A person who tells the same story over and over. Usually thinks he’s the funniest one in the group and is probably texting a girl from highschool as we speak.
Did you really just tell me another Marty White story?
by Mikekuhlyedig November 26, 2019
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White assassin

Jherm aka “the white assassin” is a footwork god and will strike at any moment
No one can cover the white assassin one on one
by Justin Herman April 20, 2021
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ambiguous white privilege

A person has ambiguous white privilege when they are confirmed by a DNA test as European, but, usually in the US, they are thought to be mixed, middle eastern, Mexican, etc. Usually happens to individuals of black Irish descent.
Megan Fox has ambiguous white privilege due to her looks. However, it seems not to matter too much as she’s a celebrity/
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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White Conservative Paranoia

A mental condition found in a subset of white conservatives characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, complete disregard of their own hypocrisy, an oddly intense hatred for the state of California, or exaggerated self-importance especially about current political issues.

Examples of someone with White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP) may include but is not limited to:

Conservatives today are the modern day Jew. We will be rounded up and killed. I’ve read Mein Kampf.”(delusions of persecution).

“CALIFORNIA SUCKS AND I LIVE IN THE BETTER STATE OF ALABAMA.”(Unwarranted jealousy and odd hatred for California)

“All the damn liberals are taking my hard earned tax dollars and giving them to the poor and lazy!” (This is being said while receiving unemployment checks and/or other forms of welfare) (disregard of their own hypocrisy)

“There’s no way I’m getting an experimental vaccine so the government can inject me with a GPS tracker and control me!” (Exaggeration of self-importance)

The need to repeatedly express on social media their fear of being persecuted and why they can’t understand how no one else sees their Holocaust is about to occur.

Disclaimer* although WCP is found in a minority of white conservatives, those with this condition are the most vocal.

We wish all those with this condition a speedy recovery.
Jerry is in constant fear of his life because he believes the government is trying to make him infertile through the radiation emitted from cell phone towers developed by the communists in California. He has a severe case of White Conservative Paranoia (or WCP).
by Yetiiscool August 22, 2021
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Walter white

by Walter White. January 21, 2023
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