iPad kid syndrome

If a child is so glued to an iPad screen that if he/she has it removed it will cause an explosion.

“Mom! He is not putting the family iPad down!”
Mom: “oh not another case of iPad kid syndrome! “

by Gooning Potato June 25, 2024

November syndrome

A term used to refer to the challenges that politicians face in governing during the period leading up to an election.

The politicians are experiencing November syndrome trying to control the minds of the people.

by The Ferocious Whomper February 15, 2023

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

B syndrome

When a very beautiful or gorgeous highschool girl only dates guys from her highschool that happen to be the fuggliest people around but she swears they are attractive.

Girl 1: “Omg did you see who Annelise is dating??”
Girl 2: “Wait is it that really ugly guy from 3rd period”

Girl 1: “yessss her standards are in the depths of hell”
Girl 2: “she could do so much better like she looks like a model”
Girl 1: “she has a case of b syndrome”

by rerebae101 September 3, 2023

Hot Mom Syndrome

When one’s Mother is so incredibly hot that they start to feel sick.

Kevin started to feel sick out of no where, he must have Hot Mom Syndrome.

by I<3 MILFs June 9, 2022

Kaiden syndrome

When you just love to make peanut butter jelly sandwiches but instead of peanut butter you put your shit on instead

Person one : hey bro can you make me a pb sandwich x

Person two : ye no problem hehehe (puts shit on instead of peanut butter) i guess i have kaiden syndrome.

by Jimmy batman December 14, 2023

Lucas Syndrome

is madly affectionate and friendly towards the male genatailia. Athough Lucas syndrome can riegn over anyone,
Lucas's are most effect by it.

I might have lucas syndrome. What do I do?
I got lucas syndrome again. Bruh *monki flip*

Man I bring such affection and friendlyness towards the male genatailia

Oh my god, I lost my kid, can anyone find him?

by ohmygodronnie2829 October 20, 2022