when after superman-ing that hoe, you put the blanket into the washer but instead of using laundry detergent you use a load of more cum
by materialgworl November 30, 2021
To lick the foreskin of a homeless man and drinking his cum. Then eating poop like a dog and jumping out of a building
by Pooplover69420 April 29, 2023
Giving Joseph Stalin a blowjob and having another guy fuck you while you’re held down by your mother dressed as SpongeBob SquarePantswhile while Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up plays in the background
by Thespicetrade August 01, 2022
by Anonymous218767765443 November 16, 2021
Dirty Trouble A true freak behind closed doors! This beautiful Goddess secretly loves being choked, spanked, & FUCKED, but looks completely innocent to everyone else.
by Trouble Valentine April 14, 2020
The act of using an injury or medical condition (real or fake) in order to receive a sympathy blowjob from a medical professional. Usually followed by moral gaslighting. The Dirty Gertie crown belongs to Squints from the Sandlot.
Yo Dylan broke his leg and got sent to the hospital but thankfully he got prescribed that Dirty Gertie and most of his problems went away.
by Bofa D’s Nuts July 18, 2022
A tall dude who will fuck your brains out if you let him and has a super big cock and is mainly black. also can beat up children who are stem students named Brendan and Caius
Dirty kinley: Your so short Brendan and a dirty Kinley your mom
Brendan: Guess I can do s##t about it
Brendan: Guess I can do s##t about it
by GOD OF BOOKS December 06, 2022