Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.

Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!

by rossano January 10, 2009

Head Injury

When you hit your head.

Hollow Knight: Moth damn it I got a head injury.
Hornet: You good?
Hollow Knight: No.

by Blarshtabyangthoh February 9, 2021

A horse's head going down the drain

When something is very unlikely to happen or unbelievable.

That's so crazy it's like a horse's head going down the drain.

by Ocular Fire September 7, 2023

Banana above head

You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head? You know what they say about banana above head?

You know what they say about banana above head?

by Banana above head February 2, 2022

Head ass

Layavish

“This bitch layavish is a head ass”

by Nocasper123 April 21, 2019

Head stagger

When someone is in the process of making a regrettable decision, but can’t be stopped. Usually alcohol and/or class A substances are involved.

“That man took a serious head stagger and hasn’t been to work in 3 weeks”
“He will surely lose the job again”

by The_corporal_guvnor February 6, 2023

Head ass

Generally a person with litte intelligence typically a Giselle of some sort

James: you head ass

by PitonJay November 17, 2017