Someone who pushes shit against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,cock jock or bum raider.
by Tom February 27, 2004
Get the up hill gardenermug. When a guy is unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend whilst still in love with her and looses all motivation in self-grooming, instead spending all of his time feeling sorry for himself and chain smoking. The result is either a large grizzly adams style bushy beard or a pathetic patchy puberty beard.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
The beard is ill advised as although it fits with your new found self image of self loathing, it also makes it near on impossible to get over your ex as all other members of the opposite sex will find it and you grotesque.
dude, it's been nearly three months since brian got dumped by his ex and he stil hasn't shaved off his break up beard. It's disgusting, i can't breath through my nose when i'm around him anymore and i'm pretty sure i saw a piece of pasta in it the other day.
by loooy December 14, 2009
Get the break up beardmug. When you send a monkey to carry a break-up letter to a significant other, rather than break up with that person yourself.
by dongo991 May 4, 2010
Get the monkey broke-upmug. As I stood in the rotunda, surrounded by an expanding ocean of angry Americans, I felt the words, “Lock him up!” come rolling out of my throat.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 21, 2019
Get the Lock him up!mug. by Mr.cockholder May 24, 2022
Get the 3 fingers upmug. by Tyler April 5, 2004
Get the Shut The Hell Upmug. by dans87 November 20, 2013
Get the ice up sonmug.