i have to wash my cat

I don’t want to come and I have no excuse but I don’t really care if you know that i don’t want to come so I will give you a horrible excuse. I have to wash my cat. (you don’t actually wash cats)

matt: “hey bro can i come over”

me: “sorry i have to wash my cat”

by X-5C2 January 8, 2018

I got you on a loud one

"I got you on a loud One" is used for anybody that you talk to. When you owe your friend money you could say "I got you on a loud One". It's basically saying "I gotchu" but the loud one stand for some thing big, a lot of money, a lot of anything. Besides it's fun to say and it comes in handy sometimes

"Hey dude you got my money"....
"Yea man I got u on a loud one"
""Alr thx man.. Make sure you get all my money
Yea I got you on a loud one

by NAUGHTEST SANTA February 21, 2018

I love you my loser

Something to say to your significant other when they are being a goof.

Ex1
Sam: Nathan i love you my loser

by CAAAARL March 5, 2018

I won't go to sleep on you.

You will do what you say you will do!

Don't worry, I'll remember our agreement, "I won't go to sleep on you."

by Taylor Madison May 12, 2016

yuu i like chicken nuggets

lol

yuu i like chicken nuggets init

by buttmuncherxo December 12, 2019

Horny posting again i see

When someone consistently (more than once) horny posts throughout the day or week

God I'm so horny*decides to horny posts on discord, Instagram and snapchat*
Their friends: really nigga
God i can't control myself ! ! *Two

hours later horny posts again*
Their friends: horny posting again i see

by Strange_iss April 20, 2020

national i love u day

U text ur crush or gf and say I love u and if u see them that day give Dem a big hug or even if it's a best friend

Today is national I love u day

by 2k_savage April 24, 2020