Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject

"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"

by octoNG March 25, 2024

Off me later

When something reminds you that you need to off yourself.

Off-note it could be masturbation.

Steped in dog poo while talking to my girl and she just broke up the second, i took the step. Ended that convo with a "Off me later bitch!" - you.
"Sounds like you wanna do her.." -everyone else.

by BigDickLongJohnDingDongFjong January 18, 2021

off the goop

A pharse to say as an irrational reason/excuse as to why you´re brutally assaulting someone

incel: WTF!!! STOP HITTING MY RIBCAGE WITH A METAL PAN!!! HELP!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!
me: ur off the goop bro

by bigbroefoje May 26, 2023

fuck off

typical word for Amethys_D32 aka elle_d32 aka dark , that she use all the time

me: You are bad
Elle_D32 : OH FUCK OFF you twat

by Rézus July 24, 2018

off wall

To continue a public Facebook conversation privately through IM.

"As the conversation became more intimate, we decided to take it off wall."

by wackyjacky534 February 28, 2015

get off scot-free

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.

I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???

by QuacksO July 9, 2019

i am going to throw a child off a cliff!

Ok

Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*

by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021