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Fire off some missiles

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.
by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024
mugGet the Fire off some missilesmug.
<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>
<.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>
mugGet the <.0.3.4.3.0.>why should they help you when you ignored them for fucks off sake<.0.3.4.3..0.>mug.
<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>sHE RUNNED iT oFF bECAUSE sHE iS so sANDALS<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Napping off

When your adolescent son tells you he is going to his room for a nap but you know he is just gonna rub one out.
Hey man, where’s your son? I could use a hand moving something in the yard.

He’s just upstairs “napping off”. I’ll give him 10-15 minutes and call him down for ya...
by anonymous September 25, 2020
mugGet the Napping offmug.

gone off apple

When you leave an apple out too long and it goes moldy.
The gone off apple tastes rotten.
by Debskelly1985 March 25, 2023
mugGet the gone off applemug.

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014
mugGet the beat-off baguettemug.

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
mugGet the im bouta beat the SKIN off my meatmug.

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