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Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.
That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.
by Patty Winters March 17, 2024
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fuck (them) off

Getting someone to fuck off (leave), either by force or by berating them. The bracketed 'them' could be replaced by some other word; such as: "Fuck you off", "Fucked him off", "Fucked them off", et cetera.
Uses of 'Fuck (them) off':
1. ) Person 1: "Hey, what happened to Jack?"

Person 2: "Fucked him off. He rubbed me the wrong way."

Person 1: "Fair."
2. ) "My gang doesn't like outsiders, I might have to fuck you off for now."
by fungal_leech March 17, 2024
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Lop off

Cutting pulling or ripping something off from and object and then the detached object being thrown away
Guy 1: so yeah, I was just cutting some wood for my new shed that I’m building and then I tripped and the saw fell on my finger and it kind of made me lop off my own finger
Guy 2: sir this is a denny’s
by Astralacid March 19, 2024
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Suck off

Something Pro does to Max Gawn
Pro likes to suck off Max Gawn
by Legend derry March 21, 2024
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Suck off

Something Pro does to Max Gawn
Pro likes to suck off Max Gawn
by Legend derry March 21, 2024
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Yakked off the goozer

Being fucked up, high, drunk, etc..
'Yakked' being the verb, 'goozer' being the subject
"Dude i'm yakked off the goozer right now"
"holy crap dude nice"
by octoNG March 25, 2024
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Nerk off kipper

To tell a person to go away, ask them to leave, request space.
'When I had had enough of his company, we parted ways and I said "Nerk off kipper!" to them as they left'
by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024
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