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ass flags

when you take a shit and toilet paper gets stuck in your asscrack and you pull your pants up and the toilet paper sticks out your ass and flaps in the wind
my jason, you have nice ass flags today.
by avalez99 October 26, 2011
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eagle ass

Generally used as a compliment by young boys that don't think. But on further investigation, eagle ass could also be used as a sarcastic compliment or insult. Because really, Eagles don't have asses.
He told me she had a nice eagle ass. I looked at her butt. It didn't make sense.
by Moose made famous July 9, 2016
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Ass Fracking

The act of using Nashville Hot Chicken paste as lube for anal sex. Usually occurs on Main Street after midnight in Nashville Tennessee between homeless people.
After Ass Fracking Tyrone out behind the hot chicken shack, Joshua now has 3rd degree burns on his pecker. Even worse, Tyrone will now use a colostomy bag for the rest of his life.
by Dick Burley December 7, 2012
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Ass Vabbing

When a man swipes his fingers between his balls and ass and uses it as perfume to attract other men.
Logan and Jase were to go on a date, Logan wanted to make his date be as sexually attracted to him as he could so he did some Ass Vabbing to set his senses wild.
by The_Elite_Trucker_Group July 26, 2022
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Swamp ass

“Aye sha shut up witcho swamp ass”
by Tytagzx August 27, 2019
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shit ass no

not just no but shit ass no
by sloanster October 22, 2006
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fluff ass

a person who is built big and looks tough but wuldn't bust a grape in a food fight. just big for no reason. most commonly used by Bearcats from Rock Hill, SC
"You ain't big, you just a old fluff ass!!"

"Shut up before i fold yo fluff ass!!"
by shermanator4000 December 17, 2008
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