Warm velvety muppet sex

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.

When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

too stoned to have sex

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

by Katie May 7, 2005

Sex Addict Shoe Fanatic

When a person loves shoes just as much as they Love sex,A person who can do without sex if they have shoes or visa versa,When Sex and Shoes Play a big part in your life,A persone who has alot of shoes and a lot of sex

U had sex 4 times today and brought 3 pairs of shoes,your such a sex addict shoe fanatic

by jizzlemane March 31, 2009

Unsuc-sex-ful Relationship

A relationship usually between man and woman where they are old and mature enough to be having sex on a regular basis, but do not. This may occur for several reasons, but it is not considered an unsuc-sex-ful relationship if they do not have sex because of health problems. An unsuc-sex-ful relationship usually turns into an unsuccessful relationship because one of the adults who wants to have sex gets tired of sex deprivation, leading to random, pointless arguments.

"What happened between you and that other girl, I thought you guys were perfect for eachother?"
"Yeah well, it was an unsuc-sex-ful relationship."

by t12j19c95 July 27, 2009

Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

Pussy Nigga Water Sex

An undefined phrase used to define every word, but also none. The universal term for life.

Wow, Im so thankful for Pussy Nigga Water Sex

Hey mom, im going to the store, did you want some Pussy Nigga Water Sex

Im sorry sir, you have stage 4 Pussy Nigga Water Sex

by SwannLicksBigDicks October 14, 2019

Wild and crazy bus sex

the way you can have cand babies or band babies.

Wow, Kiki and Aaron had wild and crazy bus sex, and now they're going to have band babies!

by Ndeya December 11, 2004