james river high school

james river high school is your local poor kids hangout, located in the shit-pits of botetourt county, virginia. this hellhole we call home is the best (and only) 2A-and-slowly-dwindling-down-to-1A public school (as a matter of fact it's the only school) you'll find within about a hundred-mile-radius.

It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really

Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it

(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)

girl 1: "you go to lb?"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"

by poppity poppins the chicken pi December 21, 2021

halifax county high school

A school in sorry South Boston, VA. A good percentage of those that attended are powdered up, alcoholics & will do anything for a h!gh. They’ll get their fix by any means because they are all about that mission as said to them repeatedly by the schools beloved principal for decades

“Hey, I went to Halifax County High School ”
Me in my head: 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

by Comets4life2012 December 29, 2021

Don Soffer High School

A school where you get your debit card stolen

Did you see a kid got his card stolen at don soffer high school

by ElbichooSIUUUUUUU March 31, 2022

WT Clarke High School

a piece of $hit school

WT Clarke High School is dog $hit

by jwsbebwist November 4, 2021

west forest high school

you do not want to ever go to this school. it is boring and gets you no where in life. the teachers here suck butthole and don’t even teach the right way.

“i go to west forest high school”

other kid: “ ew no leave rn”

by lightskin.shii November 4, 2021

Holy cross high school

A sh!t school Full of rich white kids who secretly *not so secretly say the N word* located in Saskatoon (Saskatoons not real) has no school spirit and even tho it’s a Catholic school and is called HOLy cross the students aren’t very holy the only thing they’re good at is the cookies, sports and somehow academics?? If your not white and pretty good luck enjoying it there if u have white and pretty friends you could prob make it and I swear them teachers be racists too *it’s hard out there 👨🏿 🌾

My happiness left as soon as I entered holy cross high school

by Banging ur mom November 4, 2021

wade hampton high school

wade hampton high school is so ghetto, people fucking under the bleachers, fighting outside the school, ppl pissing on they self, the be vaping in the bathroom, and sucking dick on the bus”

“you go to wade hampton high school?”

“yea, why”
“that crunchy ass school lmaoo”

by i don’t know hoe November 10, 2021