by unidentifiedminority February 01, 2020
White Mutt: noun: a white person that is from so many places you don't know where all they're from without from without an ancestry test. they will often tell you the exact percentages they get on any ancestry test they may get.
friend 1: I'm 20% German, 10% Irish, 2% Polish, 1% Scottish, .01% Jewish, 40% Scandinavian, 20% icelandic, but the reason I tan is because I'm 0.0002% Cherokee princess.
friend 2: girl. shut up. ur just a white mutt.
friend 2: girl. shut up. ur just a white mutt.
by bongflavoredprozac February 10, 2023
After sexual intercourse in the “prone bone” position, the man pulls out and finishes at the top of the woman’s back. He leaves for a lengthy period of time while the cum slowly drips down the “half-pipe” of the woman’s back.
by Gwalmartt July 15, 2024
“We were drinking white róisíns to celebrate Cillian Murphy’s Oscar win for Oppenheimer”
“Yer man abides”
“Yer man abides”
by ragnar hairy breeches March 12, 2024
A man in a 5,000 dollar 3 piece suit in an executive suite pleasuring himself with a roll of 100 dollar Bill's. Often to classical music and expensive alcoholic spirits.
Television censors had a hard time telling the difference between the new Rolex advertisement and white collar porn.
by Starskipper November 02, 2018
Just the feeling like the world is against you and you've had the roughest life and no one likes you.
When someone talks to you like you talk to them and you never expect them to talk to you like that because you're a white guy then you're most definitely "white guying"
by Peachybb December 04, 2020
Cables for apple products.
by Flabberdabber September 17, 2017