white

innocent, pure, true, clean, faithful, can do no wrong, never did any sin, never told any kind of lie, always honest, never killed, never did anything wrong, perfect, always perfect, purely perfect, purely one thing and not mixed or fooling around with anything else, not a skin color

no person that exists or ever existed on earth... ever

never to be confused with red, rednecks, or edomites

"I am white. I never did anything evil in my entire life."

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022

White Ribboned

A derogatory term used when only a man brags about abusing a women or another man in a physical, sexual or emotional sense, but not really doing it. Often used amongst friends and colleagues to describe a situation where they have tried to inflate their egos with stories of dominating someone.

Hey Nathan, how was your date last night?

Yeah good, she complained about the movie i took her to, so i white ribboned her ass!

by cool cunt klint November 8, 2016

White Carpet

An excessive ammount of tissues used to masturbate.

Boy 1 : What are your plans for t'night.
Boy 2 : Im rolling out the white carpet fam.

by GodsFailedPlan June 15, 2018

White trash

Micheal Shook

Dude1 :Look at that piece of shit white trash motherfucker living off his girlfriend Dude 2: yeah his name is Micheal Shook heard he doesn't even have custody of his kid .

by Lilbit411 September 27, 2018

White choco's

a gang of seemingly average young girls who are in a gang with each other do to the fact that they think they are black when they are actually white hence the "White" chocos

Better watch out for the "white choco's" tonight, they thugin' around hard core

by headchoco April 28, 2012

National Annoying White Friend Day

- to celebrate that one white friend who is very racial but like is super funny so you be forgetting abt that racial behavior, but that nigga hella annoying

“Happy National Annoying White Friend Day to my man Jeremy!” - random black kid

by vbnmqwerty June 8, 2022

Whites

Since its emergence from the caves, this ungodly, violent, sexually depraved, criminally insane beast has crawled across the earth putting out the light wherever it has gone. With no exceptions, every living organism unlucky enough to have encountered its kind, has met a disastrous fate. Functioning like a plague upon the planet, its savagery is legendary, as it devours and lays waste to everything it sees, in its greed and quest for total domination and power over human life. It is without a shadow of a doubt no other race has raped more children than the caucasians, it is WITHOUT a shadow of a doubt NO other race has RAPED more CHILDREN than the caucasians.

Asian woman: Whites are weak, they have pride in only themselves.

by Silas’ intern May 30, 2025