Butter Beat-Off

When you melt a bowl of butter, and pour it on the person's penis and jerk them off with it.

He's so hot I want to give him a butter beat-off.

by DTTHELEGEND May 4, 2025

Wind off a stone

The purest and most potent chemical fart that a person can produce as a result of farting when needing to poo.

Context: When you hold onto a brown monstrosity that is awaiting birthing, the godless ball of cursed sulphuric hell will persistently emit strong, disgraceful gas, whilst sitting in its forbidden fleshy purgatory. The gas must be exorcised immediately to avoid a sighting of the four brown horsemen, a documented sign of the impending aPoocalypse. The smell will resemble the inside of a large rotting Wildebeest corpse in summer and will risk the owner dangerously close to defecating themselves.

Bloody hell what smells like half digested road kill covered in diarrhoea?

Sorry, Im desperate to shit and farted, it was pure wind off a stone.
Thanks for ruining thanksgiving, grandma.

by Windy Frank June 5, 2024

Get it off the water tower

A colloquialism invented in prison used to denote when a debt won't be paid or a request won't be fulfilled.

James thinks that he's getting paid 20 dollars for that haircut. He better get it off the water tower.

by SheatheFlipz December 3, 2025

Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021

bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later

They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!

by Dr. HaHa April 14, 2014

Poop off

The action to jerk off and poop at the same time, can be use to be said discreetly at a friend or relative who like to do the same

Me:Hey *friend* what did you do this weekend?
Friend: Oh I poop off all the weekend :)
Me: oh nice, I wish I could’ve been there :(
Friend: it’s ok we can always do it together next time^^!

by Daisy UwU July 11, 2021