wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.
"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016
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wipe start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 05, 2021
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Bugosy wipes

Wet wipes specifically used after having intercourse. They are butt, goober, pussy wipes. BUtt, GOober, PUssy wet wipes to clean after coitus. Bugosy wipes.
Hey babe, that was incredible, can you hand me a bugosy wipe? I need to clean my goober.

Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.
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Viet Kong Wipe

After a poop no matter how much wiping you do you can’t clear everything out. You know there’s more in the tunnel but you’re never able to reach it all.
I have some major itching going on this morning after a battle with a nasty Viet Kong Wipe.
by HouseFace May 23, 2025
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mind wipe

Learning something that completely shatters your paradigm of what was possible.
“That movie is a mind wipe.”

I can’t believe who she’s with, that’s a complete mind wipe!”
by ThinkTank132 July 08, 2010
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Penis Wipe

Just your typical average fucking douche. He is such a penis wipe that he sucks all the nut off your dicks. Also known as a pussy towelette.
Damn! Gavin is such a fucking penis wipe!

Wow, Gavin is such a penis wipe, all the nut... gone.
by Shlomo Jesus May 11, 2019
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boogie wipes

Wipes used by people with the brain of two year old.
(2 4th grade boys) Boi! Y u use da boogie wipes sicko!
by FlExChIlLzBy pump boi yo ya March 06, 2019
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