Bearded Nipples

Hairy female nipples

I choked on her bearded nipples.

by ThomasOshady August 03, 2015

george beard

George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series

George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.

by CaptainUnderpants fan June 18, 2021

boston beard

A girl who is really hairy in the southern region of her body.

"Yo man, you gonna date that girl Jennifer?"

"Nah man, she's got a Boston Beard downstairs."

by MC Narcaleptic November 09, 2013

bearded muscle

A bearded man that loves to workout and has amazing muscles

Damn... did you see that bearded muscle guy in the gym..

by MX2142 February 21, 2018

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014

clamydia beard

Uncut and unwashed beard, usually worn by italian intellectuals. About 10 cm long and will probably still have the souveneirs of the berares first oral experience.

- "Oh, so he was one of those good looking italians?"
- "Well... he would have been if it wasn't for his clamydia beard..."

by satunge September 07, 2008

Faux Beard

A beard no longer than 1/2 inch long used by hipsters to get jobs in coffee shops and pick up impressionable chicks wearing converse shoes. You may not "get it" at first. If it is "hollywood scruff" and under 1/8 of an inch it does not qualify. Rednecks who can't grow beards also don't qualify. To distinguish between the two, ask if they like the new Toby Keith album. If they say, "Who?" Then you have encountered a hipster with a faux beard.

Wow, that guy in the Verizon 4G commercial with the rocket totally has a faux beard. I didn't even know hipsters liked rockets.

by jessesuit May 12, 2011