hala wanker

Refers to a twat with zero football knowledge, usually a plastic fan and glory hunter who supports Real madrid but isn't even spanish

Whats his opinion on that player ?

doesn't matter, hes a hala wanker

Did you see that insane match between burnley and aston villa ?

Of course not mate i'm a hala wanker

by Coolbeans 1899 June 29, 2015

Kunai wanker

Kunai wanker refers to person who plays Wraith in the Apex Legends 24/7 and does have kunai heirloom. Once rare item, nowadays used as an identifier of a wanker.

Freddy: Look at this kunai wanker in our team.

Johnny: Oh god, he will be totally useless again. RIP the ranked points.

by voyceboy November 23, 2020

Shadow Wanker

One commonly used name for widowmaker.

This Shadow Wanker can go fuck herself!

by The_God_of_Virginity May 11, 2019

Boneless Wanker

He's all boast, but no capability...

He talked about all the travel he'd done, and all his achievements, but he's just a boneless wanker...

by Zentas November 26, 2010

doodle wankers

when you accidentally make a life threatening or highly dangerous act

Oh doodle wankers! I just ate this rat poison!

by Thiccyicky February 28, 2022

Bus Wanker

A wanker who likes buses, otherwise known as Kyle Cooke

That Kyle Cooke is such a BUS WANKER

by MyDadsWife October 02, 2017

wankers rage

some moron that thinks bad about other people and doesent know how to act

that kid is wankers rage

by Poshkan February 20, 2024