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Wanker

The term "wanker" was coined by the British government in 1951 to be used in reference to the crown's subjects.
"There are wankers all over the world. The sun never sets on wankers."
by Boring Aaron October 28, 2018
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hair wanker

Someone who masturbates onto a partners hair whilst partner is asleep
by chrispayne81 April 19, 2017
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The West Greene Wanker

The Legend of the West Greene Wanker

In the shadowed corridors of West Greene High, hidden in the hills of East Tennessee. one name lingers: the West Greene Wanker. A visionary of chaos and charisma, he roamed the bleachers and bathrooms where not but a few knew his name till that fabled day.

To the faculty, he was a disruption. To the students, a prophet. His titles were many, bestowed by those who witnessed his antics with awe and confusion: Bleacher Beater, Enrichment Edger, Gymnasium Gooner, and the ever-infamous Junior Jerker. No one knows what sparked the sudden urge of goonery that day, what mysterious force beheld upon him to unleash chaos right then and there.

His behavior defied explanation. The unedgeucated saw chaos, the enlightened saw performance art. The administration, lacking the Intelligence to decode his gospel of goonery, responded with drastic force. Confirmed by school officials, he was suspended for five days. The ABIC placement was pure fiction, spread by goonsciples hungry for myth, Though the official record shows just a five-day suspension, we the Goonsciples hold firm to the prophecy: he will not walk those halls again. His path now leads to the sacred solitude of homeschooling, where his goonery can ferment unbound.

It is said that if he returns, the lockers will rattle, the claps will rise, and the spirit of goonery will be reborn. Until then, his absence felt like a missing page in the yearbook.
When we needed him most the The West Greene Wanker was gone, leaving only echoes of chaos and his despair, and goonery gone

By Goonciple IV, September 10, 2025
by Goonsiple IV September 10, 2025
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Wankers pouch

An optional large rectangular side pouch usually worn on the duty belt of a police officer. If you wear this pouch you are a wanker.
Oh my god john is wearing the wankers pouch he must be a wanker
by thenameisname June 19, 2020
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orchard wanker

A person that HAS TO HAVE all their tech products branded Apple
Johnny is such an orchard wanker
by Icedevimon November 27, 2021
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haircut wanker

Someone whose entire personality is based on their haircut
Mate you’re such a haircut wanker, get a life
by Alex Akimbo June 2, 2018
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Wanker

When someone wanks inside your mother and u eat it
Kierra: i wanked in ur mom

Hannah:damn i eat it
Your wanker
by Hahahehrkdkemjsjahhahah October 4, 2020
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