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William Taft

A drink consisting of:

- 1/4 water
- 1/4 vodka
- 1/4 whiskey
- 1/4 light beer (for body -- bud light preferred)
- splash of gin
- one ice cube
Snowflake asked for a William Taft, and I made him a fucking William Taft.
by Chris Elsasser January 1, 2012
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william pifer

most handsome guy ever like literally, and he’s super sweet :), and will always have my heart
me: your gay

him: only for you :)
william pifer is gay for me
by totallynothisgirlfriend November 11, 2021
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The William Tell

A sexual act in which a man starts playing the final part of the William Tell Overture and must have sex with his woman to the beat of the song. If he can go the entire time before he ejaculates then he wins.

A variant of the William Tell is the man plays the final and he must catch his girl and screw her before the song is over.
A: Guy 1: I did the William Tell with my wife the other night.

Guy2: Did you win?

Guy 1: Nah, I blew my wad with about 10 seconds left.

B: I put on the finale of the William Tell overture. My wife knew what was coming and she tried to run away. I caught her and fucked her before the song was over though so I won.
by BananaCabbage August 27, 2012
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William

Nasty fuck. A William will hug you and kiss everywhere on your body while sticking a dildo up his own ass. He’s a gentle giant. Usually likes slow sex and nuts in the first 30 seconds. His one night stands don’t even last as long as you would hope for. He’s a sly devil whose mainly attracted to feces or other men. He’s a devil.
Wow William you’re sick is hard.
I like a quick fuck William
by The Real William October 9, 2018
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William

Someone who randomly Dips or flakes. You can be hanging out with this person and all of a sudden he's gone
Friend 1: Don't pull a William, shits annoying when we trynna play a game!
Friend 2: Shit thanks for the reminder.
by The William Worm April 8, 2020
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William

William is a ugly trash who thinks he's better then everyone and is BIG toxic.
Shut up William.
by Ashtheman November 27, 2019
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William Beckett

Gabe Saporta's boyfriend.
Fangirl 1: Don't you love William Beckett?

Fangirl 2: He's amazing. And omfg Gabilliam is best pairing ever. It's real, like the Summer Of Like
by George "Ryan" Ross III January 8, 2012
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