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Toilet Tash

Is when you've had a great poop and left and mark down the back of the toilet.
Hey dave go and see my Toilet Tash
by AtomicTurban March 2, 2011
mugGet the Toilet Tashmug.

Toilet chest

Bruising and/or discomfort in the chest area resulting from leaning on the toilet bowl while vomiting for an extended period of time.
Those strawberry Frules made me puke all night. I got a serious case of toilet chest this morning.
by RPGQ April 14, 2013
mugGet the Toilet chestmug.

toilet taco

skott: where should i eat my taco
grace: in the bathroom its a toilet taco
by heelysbiggestfan March 2, 2018
mugGet the toilet tacomug.

Toilet Enigma

The toilet enigma is when you shit in the toilet a whole bunch, but when you look down at the bowl there is nothing there but water, thus the fecal matter is blinked out of existence.
"bro I just poo'd but there was nothing in the toilet when I was finished"
"another one gone to the Toilet Enigma"
by DumDeeDragon July 30, 2022
mugGet the Toilet Enigmamug.

Toilet-Brother

Toilet-Brother definition

A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.

This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.
Toilet-Brother

James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
by the real jm November 30, 2019
mugGet the Toilet-Brothermug.

toilet tickets

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
mugGet the toilet ticketsmug.

toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.
Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."
by Fractious1 November 26, 2017
mugGet the toilet salmonmug.

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