Tits to the Moon

Arriving at such of state of intoxication as to render oneself in a near-comatose stupor, whereby one is generally passed out on their back for an extended period of time.

After David Hasselhoff ate his burger he was tits to the moon!

by DIzzy the Jackal January 31, 2009

bubblegum tits

Some boobs that are worth chewing.

Kendra has soft chewy bubblegum tits

by vagina, butt October 25, 2013

Lit tits

Breast that are so spectacular that it is the life of the party. also can be used in commenting in female's Instagram/Facebook or Snapchat post as a hashtag.

Elizabeth's breast were so spectacular that I would have to say they are the life of the party, they are lit tits!

#LitTits

by I am Muffins February 15, 2017

Off their tits

crazy, loony, off-their-rocker

"I heard she tried to burn down the house."
"That rude girl is totally off her tits, man."

"Those punk kids smashed up my shop again last night! They're totally off their tits."

by mrs. butterworth June 4, 2012

for the love of tits

An interjection used when extreme displeasure is felt, but must be followed by '............and it's funny because people love tits!'

Often used to provide comic relief in a stressful situation.

Person 1 - "Aw man, the cat peed on the couch again!"
Person 2 - "For the love of tits!............and its funny, because people love tits!"

by Rit0009 August 4, 2007

Tit Roping

To tie up tightly a woman's breasts with rope, as popularized on porn websites. Usually for BDSM

Man, did you see the chick with the purple tits? She had some major tit roping going on there.

by Crazy Cooper November 8, 2003

Piss On Tits

To urinate on breast

"hey pipes, we should piss on those tits..... commit"

or

"piss on tits poon!"

by Uncle Card April 25, 2008