Big Tard

someone who has advanced levels of autism

u are Big Tard

by kwjdfnewruchuwhurwf May 9, 2018

tard tracks

The fecal matter of a mentally handicapped individual found unflushed in a grade school toilet. Important note: often, tard tracks are inappropriately left in a urinal instead of an actual toilet.

I needed to go to the bathroom badly but chose to wait after realizing I'd be pissing on huge, unflushable tard tracks.

by rimlover September 12, 2010

Posting-tard

Someone who posts spam and retarded responses on online-communities, It shows his/her incapability to maintain himself after seeing a post that he/she hates on a discussion board.
It's mainly a response to another derogatory comment.

YOU: Naruto is the best anime ever.
ME: Narutard.
YOU: Posting-tard.

by RealYOU December 4, 2013

bugger tard

A piece of shit stuck to a penis, following anal Sex

"Dude, thought she cleaned up before anal, but afterwards I had a bugger tard stuck to my dick!"

"That person is so annoying. What a bugger yard."

by Paulthecat April 17, 2022

tard grunt

The very loud grunt a tard makes

Jimbo “ hi tard annon “
Tard anon “(TARD GRUNT)”

by Der Jude February 18, 2018

Insta-Tard

A person whom can become drunk off Four-Locos.

You may be an Insta-Tard after drinking FourLocos

by Texel June 20, 2011

tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 10, 2022