by Faddeddarkness November 05, 2017
a condition in which a person no longer wants to hang out with someone unless they have marijuana with them
person 1: Wanna hang?
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
person 2: Sure, you got gas?
person 1: nah
person 2: never mind then.
person 1: man you got a major case of stoneritis!
by okLittiLko May 21, 2017
A made-up (as far as I know) and also possibly temporary (depending on your decisions, once you get it) illness that you can get from being around stoners too much or possibly, even just getting touched, talked to, etc. by one where you also become a stoner yourself just from the influence of being around/touched/talked to by one or a group of them. It is usually just used jokingly to make fun of unwanted stoner people that are around you to make it known that they are not welcome around you.
*a stoner, still within earshot, almost touches you* "Woah, that was a close one! That stoner over there almost toched me. I could have gotten stoneritis. We gotta find somewhere else to hang out." (said to a friend)
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
"She's totally got stoneritis from hanging out with those stoner idiots all the time. That's why I just stay away from her. I don't want to get it too."
by Mikey_Mausoleum January 14, 2010
Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂
Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"
by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021
One of those neandretholic, tiny penis, scrotum licking, weed smoking, vape god plebs that can catch me outside.
by MaxDude8902 June 07, 2017
when someone has a bunch of black ice air fresheners hanging from their rearview, it’s known as stoner forest. usually to cover up the smell of weed
look at all the little trees that dude has in his car! he must be in stoner forest
12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
12 pulled me over because i had stoner forest in my car
by hardcøre.freakkk April 15, 2021
When a person, typically a college student, or a twenty something, who smokes marijuana mainly during the summer break and much less/none during the Fall and Winter semesters.
Dealer: "I'll be on campus for all of fall semester, so hmu if you need any."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
Buyer: "It's all good; I'm a summer stoner."
by sidetoside July 29, 2017