To stick ones thumb up the anus/colon of a small person (midget) and hurl across the room like a bowling ball.
by VampireGUK February 25, 2008
Get the Salad Bowlingmug. The language used when members of the Democratic Party talk to their constituents. This language is intended to galvanize a populace to vote for a particular Democratic party member as it appears to be a lead-in to more progressive policy. However, this is followed by zero substance, no legitimate policy, deafening silence and inaction which bewilders and misleads the general public. Make no mistake of it, this is totally intentional as the Democratic party does not care about you unless it's correlated to lining their own filthy pockets.
Hillary Clinton's entire presidential platform was a gigantic platitude salad. She had nothing to offer real Americans who were struggling, and lost to a narcissistic idiot loudmouth moron who has never even eaten a salad in their lifetime.
by Genna tayleeah June 19, 2019
Get the platitude saladmug. by Roshan Optimus Prime February 23, 2006
Get the ceaser saladmug. by Yo-momma123 December 7, 2016
Get the Toss saladmug. by God_memess May 16, 2018
Get the Salad assmug. by Anthony Olivieri March 14, 2008
Get the burnt saladmug. the act of shaving yours and/or your sexual partners pubic hairs, placing them in the belly-button and then ingesting the mixture.
Boy1: Bro, what's the most fucked up sexual thing you've done?
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.
Boy2: eating a Nigerian Salad off your sister.
by Tastysalad5 March 22, 2011
Get the Nigerian Saladmug.