by Hydra_Agent_42 December 20, 2021
Get the Manitoba Queef mug."Dude, last night I was pounding this girl from behind and she beefed a queef that parted my pubes!"
"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
"Was that a fart or did you beef a queef?"
by Vither Creator March 30, 2023
Get the Beef a queef mug.Euphemism for a major symptom of the incurable disease of CRS; (Can't Remember Shit). Presents in the patient as a manifestation of a violent or forceful expulsion of air or gas (Bull Shit) from the Cranium. aka:Cerebral Flatulence.
See Also: Brain Fart.
See Also: Brain Fart.
You will have to forgive my lack of attention today, I am suffering from a major attack of Cranial Queefing...
by Tore Up November 30, 2011
Get the Cranial Queefing mug.A busy gal who spends most of everyday pulling on labias to the point they resemble low hanging curtains....but more like a "meat" curtain, if you will. These hanging pieces of flesh are easily and often aroused as they get a rush of vibration from the nearby vulva expelling trapped gas, similar to what happens with an anus minus the feces scent and do add the tuna fish spoiled cannery left outside a month scent instead.
My Grandma taught courses back in the 1950s at high school. It was girls only and she taught bad habits to avoid doing as young lady adults. The most attention went to the absolute need to not become a QUEEF ADDICT, as the husband is already stressed that he has to spend his life mounting a huge volcano of matted hair pie when the reproducing goes on.
by QUEEFANELLA FISHBERG-POOT November 8, 2020
Get the Queef Addict mug.A mouth queef is the sound an individual exudes from their mouth and/or throat accidentally during any daily activities that involve making noise from their mouth. It is called a mouth queef because the sound resembles the normal queef very closely.
Person B: *mouth queefs*
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.
Person A: Your burps are really weird cunt.
Person B: u dog, leave me alone. it was just a mouth queef.
by LETMEPENETRATEYOU69 March 26, 2018
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Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Formerly known as the bunt or gunt modern science has discovered that the protrusion on a woman below her stomach is in fact where she stores her queefs.
Man I slapped her queef locker and it set off my car alarm.
Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
Check out that queef locker she’s ready to blast off.
by JerBear 1977 June 14, 2018
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