Non-Serious Relationship

The same thing as a serious relationship but with another name so your parents don't freak out.

Dad: Are you dating him?

Daughter: Don't worry its a non-serious relationship.

by ksweferino May 25, 2015

Non- Valentine Valentine

When you wish someone could be your Valentine, but they are Valentines with someone else. You are their non-Valentine Valentine's because even though you really Iike them, you are a boss ass biatch and you refuse to be someone's Valentine who already as another Valentine. Hence: non- Valentine Valentine.

You're going on a Valentine's dinner date with your ex? I can't be your Valentine! I'm your non- Valentine Valentine.

by rogueshine February 1, 2015

non-offensive swears

fargin bastige!

f-ing bastard!

by sparky December 5, 2003

non douche bag

One who despises douchebags. This person will typically try not to do anything he has seen a douche bag do.

I am a non douche bag because, I can't stand douche bags.

by caponet1 May 9, 2007

non-binary woman

A person who are comfortable with their femininity but feel dysmorphia /discomfort when referred to as a woman, therefore uses non-binary terms such as they/them.

-Do you use the terms she/her?
-No, I identify as a non-binary woman, therefore I use they/them pronouns.

by hoenestlydoe January 8, 2017

Non binary lesbian

A non binary person who likes only girls. Yes, we exist and were allowed to call ourself whatever we want. AMAB's can call themselves non binary lesbians if they want to! :)

Stupid person:U can't be a non binary lesbian, only girls can be lesbian!
Me:your stupid

by Alex_the_enby January 19, 2021

Non-fat Milk

Non-fat Milk
WATER.
People think they are controlling their weight by drinking NON FAT MILK but dont understand that milk is 80% water. The fattening part of the milk is the white stuff.. so non fat milk, is milk without the white stuff... water!

Fatguy : Dude, i ve really put on weight, I think I should control on my diet.
Thinguy : Why don't you start drinking NON-FAT MILK?
Fatguy : Whats that?
Thinguy : WATER.

by muffizainu October 21, 2008