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if you don't know english then you might need to go to school or get a teacher to teach you English if you can't then your this dumb to understand what it is
me: hey i don't know English can you teach me?
freind: wait how the fuck did you speak English
me: idk English?
friend: bruh
by your local department March 30, 2022
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Crypto-English

Etymology is obvious.
Noun:
A person who claims to be of Scottish, Irish, or Welsh descent but who fervently defends (shills for) England. Usually this is a result of them sharing English ancestry or being majority English. In other words, "Crypto-English". Compare "no true scotsman".
Singular is "Crypto-Englishman", plural is "Crypto-English", also "Crypto-Englishmen". "Crypto-Angloid" can also be used if you're feeling a tad bit ruder than usual.
"Charles is a tad bit of a Crypto-English twat."
"She walked into the Scottish Tory party meeting, only to be faced with a bunch of Crypto-Englishmen".
by hawn hawn baguette September 3, 2023
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english thot

A thot in Ms tucker's 5th period class
A bitch that try to fw any nigga in her sight of vision
She has a nigga yet still manages to suck more dick than Riley Reed
Please if u have any brain cells you will avoid this mega thot at all times
If she tries to hop on your meat run as fast as you possibly could
Yo nigga does you fw english thot"
Hell naw nigga virginity rocks"
by Daddy dave dont tell anyone October 17, 2019
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english thrust

The act of placing a sea cucumber between your thighs and stroking it until it squirts onto a crumpet.
I always have an english thrust for lunch.
by Floppypigeon January 11, 2016
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The English Language

The English language is a language. A language is defined as something you can speak. If you did not know The English Language, then you wouldn't be reading this. Most internet slang, like "Rizz" "Skibidi" and "Mewing" are not English terms and are to be viewed with hate and disgust to anyone using such words in their daily lexicon.
Random idiot: "OH MY GAWH, HE'S SO SKIBIDI RIZZ ON GAWD HE'S RIZZING UP BABY GRONK!"

A person with a fucking brain: "Yo, shut your goddamn face. Your existence is a sign that God doesn't exist, or the fact that God is ignorant to the abberations like you, cursing his sacred Earth, learn The English Language for fuck sake.
by TheWhiteClone July 26, 2024
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Full English Crown Breakfast

When a lady who has a high place in society has sexual intercourse with several commoners at the same time.
She is in Parliment, but she enjoys her Full English Crown Breakfast on the weekends!
by Fresh Prince of Wales March 12, 2024
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Cs.money English

cs.money is a popular trading site for csgo and dota 2 items, cs.money english refers to the poor english translations on thier social media posts most commonly found on twitter that result in comically bad posts that often draw them criticism from the csgo community.
That post was full of cs.money english
by notjakeme August 27, 2020
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