Work for the president

Used to tell someone they are doing a great job or they are popular in doing an activity.

Girl you must work for the president after dealing with that problem.

by Tizzy Quinn December 17, 2016

Work-Jerk

When for any reason, you feel inclined to jack off at work, be it out of boredom, for pleasure, to provide a sperm sample for reproductive purposes or for sperm donation for profit, you are performing what shall hence forth be know as the "work-jerk".

When I have a half hour between clients, I do a quick work-jerk to relieve tension

by AKA Humboldt 416E January 18, 2017

Work the Process

The answer to everything

Coach: Why aren't you hitting well?
Playing: I guess I'm not working the process coach

You don't Work the Process well!

by Holden Miller April 7, 2008

Day Work

The act of doing installation/pleasure work while being sober during daylight hours.

Jeremy, did you put in Day Work on that girl again?

by SweetMeat August 26, 2013

cry-working

cry-working (krIE-wUHR-king)

When the COVID-19 situation triggers completely unexpected and unexplained emotional upset, but day drinking is not an option because you need to keep working and be productive.

"Dude, I need to take a day off from the news & negativity, I've been cry-working for the last week!"

by hellfyrekat May 22, 2020

Hard work

Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.

Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."

Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."

Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."

Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."

Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"

by Hym Iam August 2, 2022

Work porn

When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.

I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.

by kinigit May 11, 2017