When a sweet mild slides down your shaft with the precision of a well organized milf poking causing her velvet cavern to reorganize
Damn, that was a Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer. She must have kids and loose morals
by Dr. Moosknuckle December 28, 2023
Get the Sweet Mama Lama Schlong Song with a Gut reorganizer mug.That feeling you get when you put your toothbrush too far into the back of your mouth when you're on the very edge of vomiting where it seems as though someone is torquing your stomach with a wrench, and you manage to hold back the contents of your last meal.
What's wrong with you?
I just took too much while brushing my teeth, resulting in a rather painful gut-wrenching.
That sucks
I just took too much while brushing my teeth, resulting in a rather painful gut-wrenching.
That sucks
by RedOmega724 January 16, 2019
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Get the Gut Shadow mug.Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.
2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord
3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord
3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.
“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018
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Resident of destination: You all settled in?
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
Traveler: My jet lag is better but I still cant use the restroom
Resident: Don't worry, your colon will catch up soon. You just have gut lag.
by Mister Crapaud October 6, 2022
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