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Creeper

A weird mob in Minecraft that has an intresting appearance. But after a couple seconds... BOOM!!! It explodes, leaving your day ruined.
Funnykid283 got blew up by a creeper.
by Apple Cider Maan January 31, 2022
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Creeper

A green-ish Minecraft mob that sneaks up on you, makes the most terrifying noise of all of Minecraft (Hissing) , and blows up you, and if you're very unlucky, your build. Basically a suicide bomber.
Steve: Aww man! A creeper blew up my villager breeder!!
Alex: Again? Steve you gotta start placing torches on your builds or it'll keep happening!
by 222q July 16, 2021
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creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.
Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.
by Peasey360 August 6, 2021
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creeper

A minecraft mob introduced in the early versions of minecraft that explodes when you are close enough.
by Cyan_on_the_dictionary February 24, 2022
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creeper

its a green thing that explodes
AAA CREEPER WE NEED A MOD TO REMOVE DIS THINGY
by totallynotmochi May 19, 2021
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Madar Creeper

stop being a madar creeper.
When you find your boyfriend under your bed a day before the wedding: saala madarcreeper
by Raeemdacreeper June 6, 2021
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The creeper's formula

= (Man's age) + 14 - 2 * (Woman's age) is the creepers formula. It calculates the number of years a creep has to wait before a woman is within the socially acceptable age range to date, according to the "Half Plus Seven" rule.

Ordinarily say if a man is 36, the woman has to be at least "Half Plus Seven", meaning 25. That's fine, but what if the man is a 36 year old creeper and he meets a 20 year old he wants to date. He can't. He has to wait a certain number of years until she's within the "Half Plus Seven" range.

That's when you use the above formula.

So if the guy is 36, first you add 14. That gives you 50. Next you subtract twice her age (40) and subtract that from 50, you get i10. That means he have to wait 10 years.

Let's test this out.

The 36 year old creep, in 10 years will be 46
The 20 year old girl, in 10 years will be 30.

Validating with the Half Plus Seven rule: Half of 46 is 23, plus 7 is 30. Voila!
Alice: I'm only 20. You're 36. I'm too young for you.
Bob: Well, according to the creeper's formula we can date in ten years.
Alice: bet
by artist6000 December 18, 2024
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