When one has epicly failed at making a homemade pizza and it turns into a sloppy mess so they try to pass it off as a calzone, but in fact its just a complete cheesy, dough, mess. Take it like a man. You can't cook. Deal with it.
by AuburnSass September 24, 2013
Get the Pizza Burritomug. The worst food ever. Even with fucking sauce it’s crap. No one should even look at a burrito. We should all eat unfertilized eggs because that’ll make life better.
by Quietwolf12 January 8, 2020
Get the Burritomug. The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.
Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.
Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.
by ImJustVeryRetarded July 25, 2016
Get the Beef Burritomug. by Fat Chunky Moron VIII May 29, 2022
Get the Sock Burritomug. by Nzxke November 11, 2019
Get the burrito manmug. by urbanwayzzz April 2, 2021
Get the bean burrito bootymug. Similar to taco ass but after a shart, the underwear sticks to and wraps around the shit on the ass.
by dictat-har June 27, 2016
Get the burrito assmug.