A bougus mathematical Theorum by Strongbad graduate of Crazy go nuts university: The oneitude is directly proportional to the colditude of the one. In laymans terms, A one that is not cold is scarcely a one at all
by Jeff October 8, 2003
Get the Property of Onesmug. 
A type of weed-smoking paraphernalia that traditionally refers to pipe that deliberately mimics the shape of a cigarette. In areas of the world where it is illegal to smoke weed, although weed is delicious and good for the high, it is wise to smoke out of a one hitter: if a cop sees you smokin' a one-hitter, he or she will just think it's a ciggey. Haw! You can fool 'em!
One hitters are also used by the stingy, frugal, or used to control how much of their stash friends or weed needin' acquaintances get to smoke. This is related to the custom that accompanies smoking a one-hitter: all the weed that is rammed into the pipe is smoked 'to the head' or by the individual, him or herself, who is handed the green tipped ciggie-chameleon.
A one-hitter is also referred to as a 'oney'.
One hitters are also used by the stingy, frugal, or used to control how much of their stash friends or weed needin' acquaintances get to smoke. This is related to the custom that accompanies smoking a one-hitter: all the weed that is rammed into the pipe is smoked 'to the head' or by the individual, him or herself, who is handed the green tipped ciggie-chameleon.
A one-hitter is also referred to as a 'oney'.
A: Yo, you fuckin' kiddin? This is South Korea!
B: Don't even worry about it. Doan even weerry bout it...
A: Man, I'm scared as shit. If I get busted they gonna yank my passport; my student loans!
B: Shit, don't trip. This be a one hitter.
A: Oh.... cool. You dreamy!
A: Yo finish that shit, bitch!
B: Naw, man, I'm...
high as a fart-cloud
flyin in the night.
A: Fool that's a one-hitter. Put that in your head!
B: Aight.
A: Hey, let me get another one of those.
B: Sorry, bro. That's a 'one' hitter. That's all you get.
A: But I ain't even faded. Come on gimme another one.
B: Sorry man; I got all these scavengers up in my mutha fuckin piece... Why don't you buy a sack?
A: What's up with this cigarette? Feels hard as shit. Whatever...
B: (15 min. later). Oh shit, what happened to Mikey?
C: Oh no, he musta thought this oney was a cancer stick.
A: (Hazily) Guys! Take me to the emergency room. I think ahmina have a heart-attack.
B: Poofta!
B: Don't even worry about it. Doan even weerry bout it...
A: Man, I'm scared as shit. If I get busted they gonna yank my passport; my student loans!
B: Shit, don't trip. This be a one hitter.
A: Oh.... cool. You dreamy!
A: Yo finish that shit, bitch!
B: Naw, man, I'm...
high as a fart-cloud
flyin in the night.
A: Fool that's a one-hitter. Put that in your head!
B: Aight.
A: Hey, let me get another one of those.
B: Sorry, bro. That's a 'one' hitter. That's all you get.
A: But I ain't even faded. Come on gimme another one.
B: Sorry man; I got all these scavengers up in my mutha fuckin piece... Why don't you buy a sack?
A: What's up with this cigarette? Feels hard as shit. Whatever...
B: (15 min. later). Oh shit, what happened to Mikey?
C: Oh no, he musta thought this oney was a cancer stick.
A: (Hazily) Guys! Take me to the emergency room. I think ahmina have a heart-attack.
B: Poofta!
by Che Boludo March 9, 2010
Get the one hittermug. Quite the same as a six pack. One giant ab covering all the others. they're in there no doubt. just... hiding. A common excuse for chubby people.
by __Al__ January 20, 2009
Get the One Packmug. To Be One Eyed, Meaning To Be Highly Intoxicated Where A Person Has To Shut One Eye To Get A Proper Visual Of His Or Her Surroundings Eg. Text Msgs, Door Handles, Girlfriend/Sister. An Act Most Commonly Found In The Tulsk Region Of Roscommon,Ireland.
Dave Is One Eyed Already. Ginger Tom Cant Find His Coat He Is That One Eyed. Gleeson Is Going To Get In A Row He Is That One Eyed.
by Goggins April 28, 2008
Get the one eyedmug. by Johnny Twoguns August 13, 2004
Get the one-timemug. 1.an anime about pirates living in a strange world and i mean very strange, story and drawn by Echiro Oda. the main character's name is Monkey D. Luffy and he wants to be king of the pirates in order to do so he, his crew and signature straw hat must find the legendary treasure of one piece. personally i love this anime it has a great balance of comedy and action. the plot is forever changing and the characters are extremely badass some of the most badass i've ever seen. you can always find a moving story behind each crew member and great laughs.
2. the anime 4-kids (curse them) screwed up causing a huge protest about owning the rights to te show , well we won and the rights belong to Funimation
2. the anime 4-kids (curse them) screwed up causing a huge protest about owning the rights to te show , well we won and the rights belong to Funimation
by TheRedHeadedFanGirl May 29, 2009
Get the one piecemug.