Stoner-Paradise

An online mall that sells a broad selection for stoners.

Dude check out this cool lighter from stoner-paradise.com

by ScoobyDooPaPa June 1, 2018

stoner mob

Verb; For those times when you and the homies need to go somewhere but only have one skateboard or longboard. One person rides the board ahead, while the other(s) walks behind. Once far enough (not too far), first person then shoots the board backwards as they step off, passing the board to the homie. Rinse and repeat.

For more than 2 people, person the furthest behind gets priority on the pass back.

Progressive: stoner-mobbing

The walk will be much quicker if we stoner mob it.

Greg left his board in his ladies whip, so we stoner mobbed it to the yard.

by DonTripper November 13, 2023

Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017

skeezy stoner

a term in which to describe someone with an overwhelming need for instant gratification, which can only be filled by a good amount of THC intake (preferably via blunt, or bowl.) Symptoms of a 'skeezy stoner' include 1: Constantly asking if you have five on it, while never actually having five of it him or herself. 2: Never asking to hit it (as in 'always assumes he or she can hit it'.)

Look at that Sean kid. He's such a skeezy stoner. "What do we want him to do?! DIE SAD!!!"

by suckleonmuhteet May 8, 2009

jeremy stoner

A good man he is awesome

I was a Jeremy Stoner today

by 👾bob is here👾 December 10, 2016

Stoner

Someone who really likes to smoke weed. More likely to spend a night home with his friends rather than going out and geat drunk. Often misunderstood and criticized by people who consume legal drugs like alcohol. Really chill and easy.

"Man your weed is great, I'm high like a plane"
"Ah you're a real stoner bro"

by cinderellasgotagun November 24, 2017

Stoner

A stoner is a person who smokes marijuana on a regular basis and likes to smoke before doing any kind of work.

A stoner is always stoned

by Fknstoner September 1, 2019