Texas two step

When two people are approaching in opposite directions, intending to pass each other. When close, both people choose the same side to pass each other on and are forced to stop. A second step to the other side follows, and upon realizing each of their fatal flaw they exchange an embarrassing look and proceed on their way.

Dude, every time I’m trying to walk past someone we end up Texas Two Stepping

by Two Step Tutorials October 20, 2018

Side Step Dad

Your brother or sisters father-in-law

‘This is my side step dad’

by Stee808206 March 17, 2019

3000 step walk

An excuse to leave a group to go fuck

Al and I are going on a 3000 step walk

by Holy Roman bitchfuck August 13, 2018

Cincinnati side step

When it's really hot outside. And your sweaty balls are stuck to your legs and you have to step to the side to shake off your sweaty balls with a leg shimmy

I was pitching for the Cincinnati Reds and I got caught up and had to give the old Cincinnati side step before I struck this mother fucker out.

by Nasty nati January 6, 2022

Fatboy Side-Step

When someone is walking and has a wedgie, and rather than picking at it with their hand, does a large step outward in order to inconspicuously un-wedge the wedgie.

*Oh great, I have a wedgie! Let me utilize the Fatboy side-step so it goes away without anybody knowing!*

by Gojiguy54 March 14, 2022

I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating

Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.

by Head Quarters January 31, 2021

Step-Sister Syndrome

A girl who is very attractive but due to more attractive sister(s) or long term friends has not gotten exposed to people thinking she's hot since they all go for the sister or friend. Usually consider themselves ugly and like in Ugly Duckling Syndrome have good personalities and will date any guy because "Looks aren't important" and they have a good sense of humor.

Originates from Cinderella.

Aaron: Amy you're hot
Amy: No I'm not, my sisters are and I got the shitty genes
Aaron: Want to come over later?
Amy: Sure, your funny.
Aaron: Hurray for Step-Sister Syndrome

by Seraphim14 April 14, 2010