Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes

I did some squiding with your dad last night!

by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024

Squiding

When one proceeds to make very intense and disgusting slurping and sucking sounds with their tongue and mouth. This is extremely annoying when done close to someone, and has no real use except for when someone is genuinely bored and has nothing else to do.

Bro can you stop fucking squiding!

by Lyrical_nightmare July 27, 2025

Being squidie

Someone who acts like squidward, short tempered, impatient, arrogant, sassy, bitter, and condescending.

A: could you shut up? It's 10:30! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY BANJO!

J: dawg stop being squidie, my TV's on like, 15 percent volume at most

R: is "A" being squidie again with that dumb banjo he can't even play?

by Altoids tin February 11, 2024

Squedidch

Squedidch - Describes somthing funny/amusing/lame/big/smal and so on. Its a word you can just pop out without no particular reason.

Girl: What do you think of my new shoes?
Guy: Squedidch!

Guy: ...
Gurl: ...
Guy: Squedidch!

by Monkey_ass September 19, 2003

Squid

Squid was a keyboard ensemble, formed June 24, 1985 at summer camp, which included various duet combinations for piano or synthesizer and also included elements of poetry and operetta. Clothing would be worn, for example tarot card or folk festival t-shirts, Chopin Etude t-shirt, swimming trunks, Mozart wig, brown hiking boots. Tape recorders would be carried everywhere and used for almost any purpose. The tape recorder itself was sometimes referred to as a 'squid.'

People not wanting to be tape recorded would say, 'don't bring that squid in here.'

by Wigmaster May 28, 2006

[squid]

Your anus, or butthole

"Man I had mexican lastnight, now my squid feels likes it's on fire"

by Sarraaii October 9, 2008

Squidging

to "squidge" is to fuck around or to waste time. A "squidger" is a time waster, and "squidging" can also be used as a word to describe "holding out" on someone's stash, beers etc..

Why dont you stop fucking around..... HECTOR, quit squidging and pass me the dutch. Like filling out this dictionary form is a squidge around.

by MackOne April 24, 2009