Forbidden spaghetti

When your 3d print fails but didn’t stop so when you return to it later it’s a big mess of oh so delicious forbidden spaghetti (do not eat it no matter what the voices in you head tell you)

Eden: what were you printing?
Tyler:turns out a big ol’ mess of forbidden spaghetti

Eden:did you get me a bowl?
Tyler:of fucking course I did!
*they proceeded to consume the entire pile of forbidden spaghetti and live happily ever after for about an hour before they died of internal bleeding*

by Ravviepie December 26, 2024

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Spaghetti Sause'n

When you have diarrhea and menstruate. It comes out at the same time, looking like ground beef and spaghetti sauce

Donnie has been spaghetti sause'n for the past hour.

by Wafflestompin06 December 30, 2024

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Spaghetti Noodle

What Italians use to describe the male genitalia, aka dick/penis.

Luigi: Hey Mario, did you ever wonder where a baby comes from?
Mario: Well, you see, Luigi, when a paisano puts his spaghetti noodle in a mama-mia's ravioli, a little bambino covered in prosciutto comes out about nine months later.
Luigi: What does any of that have to do with babies? Mario, I don't understand!
Mario: That's because you're a 'dog', Luigi.

by FB3Network January 10, 2025

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Cincinnati spaghetti spree

The act of having anal sex with a man or a woman with a hairy asshole and then putting marinara or skyline chili in the anus and then eating the anus and chilli

Joe random and John Doe were caught doing a Cincinnati spaghetti spree

by Milk done July 11, 2025

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