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simon linnarsson

A sexy guy who likes to play Destiny and loves everyone but max newbery
if someone hates you like he really simon linnarsson you
by agata...singel December 12, 2016
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Simon

Packing a solid 0.000001 millimeters and 7 inch testicals, (speaking from expirience), also has nice gurth ( choad), and is known as a sexy beast that all ladies swoon to there knees.
"Wow his cock is tiny, but he still gets girls"
" That's who he is, just a Simon
by Falcox_213 March 24, 2022
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teja simon

She is the most beautiful most caring and most fit person ever but people don’t get that and take advantage of her but she is one to keep. She doesn’t see value in boyfriends but she will accept you if you test her right and have a good relationship with her. She’s interesting, intelligent but also very funny but there are people that don’t like her. They are missing out !!
Have you seen teja simon she is beautiful
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Simon

A guy that can get every girl with his huge cock. His cock is 38 inches long and it perfect in every way.
"You are a bit of a Simon", " Yea I often get all the girls with my big cock"
by A Trusyworthy person April 20, 2022
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Simon

A guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.
Simon is a guy with a super big dick, super funny and the best.
by DevSimonn February 28, 2022
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Simon

Simon has a very big dick and big balls. Get you a Simon.
Simon
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Simon Spice

The addition of exaggerated and/or fabricated facts to an average story.
Average story: Stephanie likes watermelons.
Story with "Simon Spice": Stephanie had sex with three dudes in a watermelon field.
by YoyoDance February 3, 2010
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