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To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.
"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."
by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023
mugGet the Like Satan Crawled Up His Assholemug.

satans tits

the embodiment of anything evil but yet very interesting or appealing to the eyes such as gems or specific coins or just something very fun to yell
C.j yelled satans tits while he pulled his dick out to show it to mrs. hall while mckaelyn bombarded him yelling jahal alman
by Theseigerbeegers December 24, 2018
mugGet the satans titsmug.

Satanism

The religion of routing for gloomy disgusting wet weather; this religion is mostly confined to idiots with nothing better to do but wallow in misery with other Satanists; personal hygiene is not a pre-requisite for Satanists; most don’t believe in showers or any kind of fragrance and welcome members smelling like the stench of death.
Oh you like this gloomy Eeyore miserable weather? Tell me how is it practicing the religion of Satanism?

Hey you smell like a sewer! Welcome aboard!
by HYFDZ October 23, 2019
mugGet the Satanismmug.

at the crack of Satan's ass

At dawn or early in the morning, whenever the sun is rising. Especially if you are a late-night person or typically don't wake up prior to 8:00 AM or later.
by fuzzywasabear April 7, 2024
mugGet the at the crack of Satan's assmug.

Satan Incarnate

Hey! I know him!
Hym "Pfft! Satan Incarnate? What a ridiculous thing to claim to be..."

Iam "Wait, didn't you..."

Hym "Me? No! I'm not him."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2024
mugGet the Satan Incarnatemug.

Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
mugGet the Satan's handymug.

Satan

uh idk satan
by _some dude_ February 6, 2022
mugGet the Satanmug.

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