reach around ranger

when you are ramming someone up the ass, while reaching around and jacking them off.

that fucker is suck a reach around ranger.

by iamnotareacharoundranger December 9, 2008

runners high

A concept runners have come up with to explain to non-runners after being asked for the thousandth time how it is possible to enjoy running

non-runner: So tell me again... why do you like running?
Long, exasperated pause.
runner: Ummm... Runners High.
non-runner: Ahh... I see

by Eastern Wildebeest January 15, 2017

New York Rangers

One of the "Original-Six" NHL teams, founded by boxing promoter Tex Rickard. In fact, their name, "Rangers," comes from a pun on his name, making them Tex's Rangers. Despite limited success in the years after their most recent Stanley Cup win in 1994, Devils and Islanders fans still hate the Rangers because Ranger fans actually give a shit about the team, show up to their games, and frequently make Rangers games on Long Island and in New Jersey sound like they're being played in Manhattan. It is because of this indisputable fact that Islanders and Devils fans have a little brother complex regarding the Rangers, always spouting their mouths about their glory days of the 1980s and 1990s while forgetting that the Rangers have won more playoff series than the two of them combined since the lockout. It seems that Devils and Islanders fans hate the Rangers more than they actually like their own team, even though these feelings are often unrequited by Ranger fans who simply laugh at the idiocy perpetuated by their NHL brethren in Suffolk and Newark.

You know you're doing something wrong when you the two of you have seven Stanley Cups since 1980 and the entire town still likes the Rangers.

Devils Fan: Dude, I fucking hate the New York Rangers. I can't believe people actually like that team. We've won three cups in the last 30 years!

Islanders Fan: Yeah! We were so good in the 80's and 90's, I wonder why no one likes us! It's gotta be those goddamn Ranger fans ruining everything

Rangers Fan: Meet you in the playoffs, guys... oh wait, you'll be golfing by April 10th!

by LeMiserables March 27, 2020

New York Rangers

Probably the worst team in New York and will be for a long time. People that are ranger fans are usually stupid fucks with no class and are often guidos. Yea sure they beat the islanders 6 times but hey look who had the better record and made the playoffs, besides thats the past and thats what ranger fans do.......live in the past.

Bill: rangers won the cup in 94 ! the islanders won it like 23 years ago.
Tim: yea so what that will be the last one they will win for a while i dont live in the past.

by big tim February 3, 2005

ginger ranger

An annoying ginger person, mostly frowned upon in society

You're a fucking ginger ranger, ginger thot

by Dicked12 April 30, 2015

jamacian suz runner

a Jamacian suz runner is where you throw a crack pipe in front of a semi-truck, wearing a thong and flipflops, run around the the semi twice and then you get snort coke off a strippers ass.

Jo is a Jamacian Suz Runner in the back alley.

by aWHITEgirl August 21, 2010

ringer upper

A synonym for "cash register" used mostly by lifeguards suffering from ADD.

Johannes: So, Mildred, I didn't know you had to work the snack bar too.

Mildred: Yea, but we don't use a ringer upper since everything costs 75 cents.

by Hans from Freshman Science August 13, 2009