relationshit

when a poop takes so long to exit your body, you feel that you've endured a relationship with said poop.

That relationshit was a long time coming - I was constipated for 2 days!

by rorrific January 6, 2015

Relationshitasterphe

(N.) when one relationship turns into shit and causes a rolling shit effect to future and past relationships, thus creating a paradox of catastrophic horrible relationships

"We were gonna go out, but the time of the month ended up causing our relationshitasterphe"

by JBush420 September 10, 2015

relationshipal

relationshipal is the point in a relationship that is undefined... more than friends, not yet dating. or past dating and not yet engaged

Sara hopes Tod will ask her out so they can get out of the relationshipal stage.

by Azrial Leigh February 8, 2010

relationship relationship

The kind of relationship which would be considered #relationshipgoals. Involves talking to each other at all times, never making physical contact with anyone except your #bae because you love each other #5eva, and basically being suffocated by 'love' (very painful).

"Apparently Becky and Sam are in a relationship relationship now"
"Oh no, I hope they survive"

"I know CPR , we're all good"

by psubea September 15, 2016

relationship chameleon

When a man or woman changes interests, likes and hobbies to accommodate with the current person they are in a relationship with. These interests, likes and hobbies often change to accommodate with whomever they date.

My friend used to like rap music when she dated Tom but now that she is dating Richard she only listens to country. She is such a relationship chameleon.

Stacy would have never thought to gut a fish before dating Pete.

by Yo that's me August 10, 2016

relationship guru

Dan Burns

You should hit up the Dan Burns he is the best relationship guru

by Sexstar123 April 20, 2018

relationship overhead

The unnecessary bullshit and massive amount of time needed to maintain a relationship of any kind

A burdensome cost when dealing with human relations

"Why did you break up with Sabrina?" "Her breath stunk, and she was way too expensive in terms of relationship overhead"

by JGS617 February 5, 2019