Purple Squirrel

The purple squirrel is a true legacy derived from the disasters of some dickhead funneling too much wine and becoming nauseous. Suddenly, without warning the person throws up a fountain of purple substance projecting up into the air.(keep in mind that the throw up must reach at least 3 feet into the air for it to qualify as purple squirrel). Then after the yukemister is finished, on the floor will lay a horrifying display of a furry crimson/purple colored like animal that appears to have been mutilated by a lawn mower surrounded by an assortment of organs. It can be concluded that somwhere along the lines this person had feasted on a squirrel (most likely roadkill, because those fuckers are hard to catch and are quick little bastards) and an aroma of grape and yuke will drift through the air for up to 1-2 hours.

After funneling too much wine, Bridge finally yuked a purple creature on the floor...and to our surprise, he showed us all the Purple Squirrel.

by JJ Bridge September 20, 2006

Purple Swag

When someone's smoked a swisher with Grape Ape, had purple drank, and you're chewing on grape jolly ranchers, and drunk off purple wine.

That Dar'Shan be trippin! Naw, he's on that purple swag!

by Dar'Shan December 25, 2011

purple mushroom

When you Slap your junk on a gurls forehead and it leaves a large purple lump like the top of a mushroom

man u c that gurls purple mushroom.... it takes up half of her head

by Meunit32 February 22, 2008

purple weed

ALASO KNOWN AS GRAPES

Its that gooda. Its that straight sticky mo fuking gooey tar weeed. Highest quality weed you can possibly smoke. Some of the best purple comes outta the Bay Area. Its that grimace that nasty dark stank bud comming staight out the ghetto yaddimean?

"Aye yo nigga lets blow that purple weed"
"Aye nigga you got that straight purple choronic"
"I got so many grapes i can start a fucking winery"

by Chad Freitas September 4, 2006

purple ninja

An exremely awesome, tight and kick butt ninja. The purple ninja holds high authority among ninja's because of his color (purple = authority). The green ninja is known to be his best friend and ninja team mate. Together they rule with awesomeness.

guy: did you see that karate video last night?

girl: Ya, the guy with the white hair was totaly purple ninja.

by purple ninja March 28, 2009

Purple Head

The purplish looking thing underneath your foreskin.
Very sensitive to prods and pokes, especially with needles and pencils.

Ouch, my purple head, put that pencil down.

by Andy Smith October 15, 2003

Purple Waffcake

A mix of a blue waffle and red pancake.

Girl 1: I have a blue waffle
Girl 2: I have a red pancake
Girl 3: I have a purple waffcake
Girl 1+2: WTF?!?!

by AmieeNemma April 13, 2011