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I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends 

It’s always one of them gotta be ugly

That weird guy that sits in a car and ppl think his eyes look like 🥘👄🥘
U think it’s a regular tiktok but u can’t escape him
Friend 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends
Friend 2 : it’s always one of them gotta be ugly

Friend 3: I can’t escape it
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Two pretty best friends 

A man sitting in a car once said that there can’t be two best friends whom are both pretty, one of em ALWAYS gotta be ugly. That information is false. Behold, Shrek and Donkey: the prettiest of best friends! Dem some Sex-c bois right there!
Person 1: I ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, one of em always gotta be ugly!
Person 2: Oh yeah, what about Shrek and Donkey?
Person 1: Wait... Nah, that’s a fiiiiiine pair of besties! I’d clap them cheeks any day! Hot damn!

Chanteously pretty 

Extremely pretty, to the extent of being ridiculous.
Dude look at that Binita Hona, she's chanteously pretty!
Chanteously pretty by Hcas November 24, 2009

terminally pretty 

A drop-dead good-looking girl. Made famous in The Eagles song "Life In The Fast Lane
That girl isn't just gorgeous, she is terminally pretty

popular pretty 

A description of a female who is only viewed as attractive because they are charismatic/popular and would be viewed as physically average otherwise.
Samantha is a 5 at best, she’s just popular pretty.
popular pretty by _turtleneck December 23, 2020

Herd Pretty

a girl who is not attractive on her own, but is attractive when in a herd of her fugly friends.
You think that girls attractive, but in reality, she's only herd pretty.

She only hangs out with them because compared to them, she's herd pretty.
Herd Pretty by Deadlydingo July 23, 2010

Now there's a pretty meme 

Person A: Now there's a pretty meme
Person B: Exquisite!