Potato Treatment

The treatment, often employed by an extremely beta individual used through online messaging which includes constantly ignoring the target, repeatedly responding with generic replies, going AFK randomly for hours at a time and randomly leaving mid-conversation. People who apply this treatment often contain traits such as acting emo or dis-attached, being lazy, having no motivation, sleeping all day and as stated before, being extremely beta.

"Hey, that extremely beta guy is giving me the potato treatment again.."

by MegaToast July 13, 2015

Potato Gang

The Potato Gang is a group of 4 friends with an emotional bond with potatoes.

"Tian, Anna, Jett and Godson are in Potato Gang"

by TheUrbanPotato September 24, 2021

Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

nato potato

a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees

He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.

by herdi March 26, 2008

Pashed Potatoes

Pushed Around Mashed Potatoes. The idea of mashed potatoes but instead of mashing you are pushing the potatoes around with a spoon or some stir stick similar.

"Damn Ayaan, you sure make great Pashed Potatoes!"

by MonstersJuice. December 13, 2009

potato dinner

Getting laid

Yo bruh, did you get da potato dinner?

by Mechtech203 April 29, 2014

potato mailbox

because there are now multiple genders in 2017
a potato mailbox is a person who looks like a potato((they believe/are they look ugly)) and is a mailbox because screw being a male or a female, everyone is something entirely different

me: i identify as a bisexual potato mailbox
friend: im pansexual
triggered idiot: NO! YOU CANT BE EITHER OF THOSE THINGS

by THEPOTATOMAILBOX October 3, 2017