potato pockets

(n) The state of having way too much stuff in your pockets, and the weighed-down and oppressive feeling accompanying such a state. Refers particularly to the combination of jean front pockets and large blunt items, such that it feels like you are literally walking around with raw potatoes in your pockets.

God, it feels so good to get rid of this shit I've been carrying around all day. Wadded up receipts...wallet...cell phone...keys...coins...napkins...lint...a sharpie...a chapstick...a pack of lifesavers...man, that was some serious potato pockets.

by jk_actually February 27, 2011

Lonely potato

When no one likes u and u have no bae

Am a lonely potato

by Ok gurl January 22, 2018

nato potato

a very nice, flirty waiter at AppleBees

He was such a, -giggle-, nato potato.

by herdi March 26, 2008

Potato Masher

Version of term "Grenade" made famous by the cast of Jersey Shore referring to ugly girls. Potato masher is what the allies nicknamed the German grenades in WWII and also refers to the ugliest, fattest and most nasty chicks one encounters.

This party is full of potato mashers, lets get the fuck out.

by JerseyJoe6262 September 25, 2010

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

peel potatoes

To jerk oneself off. normally guys beat off and women stir the porridge.

oi i might go peel potatoes for a bit so leave me alone.

by billy walking August 22, 2006

potato dinner

Getting laid

Yo bruh, did you get da potato dinner?

by Mechtech203 April 29, 2014