A Polish Breakfast is where you crack an egg on a woman’s vagina and fuck the soul out of her until the egg is scrambled.
by Chunky Skittles January 1, 2019
Get the Polish Breakfast mug.1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.
2. Artificial lubricant.
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1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!
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A polish railroad is when a male recieves anal penetration from two other males simultaneously. The motion of the act is perhaps the most important part. The two penetrating males move in and out in opposite motion meaning as one goes in, one comes out. The motion of the two males in junction with the two penises in the third males anus (the rails) is aptly named the Polish Railroad.
Cam took a ride on the Polish Railroad lead by his two conductors Bill and Luke in Nellie's bed last night.
by Maxipad February 6, 2006
Get the Polish Railroad mug.The act of sexually penetrating a severed head from the neck. Ideally the penis would be inserted in such a fashion that it would exit the mouth upon deepest penetration. As with all sexual interaction, a consenting participant is highly reccomended. The Name is English and is derived from the words, "Polish" and "Blowjob." See Also: Neckrophilia.
Hey Eric, That girl has been starving herself for seventeen years for you. I bet she give a wicked Polish Blowjob.
by M Prizzle November 29, 2006
Get the Polish Blowjob mug.An old Chinese's toucher method to get people to talk. its when they would Shoot long bamboo strips in to the shaft of the male penis. OUCH THATS GOTTA STING.
Motha upper if you don't shut the fuck up I'm gonna have to polish kabob your ass from having baby's ever again.
by JJB December 9, 2002
Get the Polish Kabob mug.When you shake up an unopened soda can and then smash it on the ground and it explodes in someones face.
by Jared Katz February 24, 2007
Get the polish grenade mug.What I mean by this is that they’ve been isolated from Western society so much. So they don’t understand Western civilization very much. So they don’t really understand what’s going on in the world today.
For example, I knew a Polish girl that was straight. But I later found out she was becoming a borderline lesbian. She told me she didn’t want to have a man. And when I told her those people she was hanging out with were just bullying her. She said “I hate you. Die.”
Couple years later I find out she has a boyfriend and a job now. Turns out some of the wrong people really were just influencing her, and she just wanted to fit in. Wasn’t a real lesbian I guess.
Polish people often migrate to Western countries like the UK only to find out it’s not what they were hoping it would be. They are confused, because they’re whole country is basically a buffer zone for the West, and they don’t realize the truth about WW2/the Jew thing. lol. They’re still buying Holocaust and Anti-Russian propaganda. So they don’t know the truth and are confused.
For example, I knew a Polish girl that was straight. But I later found out she was becoming a borderline lesbian. She told me she didn’t want to have a man. And when I told her those people she was hanging out with were just bullying her. She said “I hate you. Die.”
Couple years later I find out she has a boyfriend and a job now. Turns out some of the wrong people really were just influencing her, and she just wanted to fit in. Wasn’t a real lesbian I guess.
Polish people often migrate to Western countries like the UK only to find out it’s not what they were hoping it would be. They are confused, because they’re whole country is basically a buffer zone for the West, and they don’t realize the truth about WW2/the Jew thing. lol. They’re still buying Holocaust and Anti-Russian propaganda. So they don’t know the truth and are confused.
by Death Menace September 21, 2022
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