Girl: You know we not doing nothing, right?
Guy: Well damn shawty, you thought I pulled up to chill? Politic it? We coulda did that on the phone!
Guy: Well damn shawty, you thought I pulled up to chill? Politic it? We coulda did that on the phone!
by no30sthree10s October 14, 2023
Get the Politic It mug.Yeah, I'll get right on that. I'm sure this is the necessary sacrifice. I mean it's obvious right? Because this would solve... Wait... Which of MY problems would that solve? Is it none? Who's problems would it solve? Yours!? Are you solving any of my problems? What problem of MINE would that solve? Ask yourself that.
Jeep Jorp (Not A Doctor) "You just HAVE to sacrifice a part of yourself! If you don't, you'll DIE!"
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
Hym "Oh yeah? Which part?"
Jeep Jorp "Ummm.... This... One?"
Hym "Why?"
Deep Dorp "Because it's politically inconvenient for me- Er, Wait... Because YOU need to! Or you'll die!"
Hym "What is some kind of phone ghost going to eat me? Who would that help more? Me or you?"
Neep Norp "Me! Er... You see... If you give up on your dreams... I can continue swindle bible dorks and sell them to my conservative business-owner friends- I mean... Jesus! Jesus NEEDS you... To let me... Take things from you... So I can keep pretending... To be an extra-special guy- Er, wait, no! GAWD... Gave Samson magic hair... And now Samson... Is like a metaphor for doing whatever I generally want people to do... So, YOU need to do what I want... So YOU... Will get magic hair..."
Hym "O... K... Are you God in this metaphor?"
Geep Gorp "Um... No? But when God... Told Abraham... To Sacrifice Issac... He said HE wants YOU to give up on your dreams... And he KNEW you would do it... In the Future... So- And that's why he told Abraham not to kill Issac... So, if you don't do it... Issac will die... In the Past... That's the sacrifice... He took... Instead of a guys child... You- It'll preserve the time-line... Yes. You have to do it because God's time magic will make a past-guy re-sacrifice his kid and then you get magic hair... Yeah..."
Hym "Ok..."
by Hym Iam October 19, 2023
Get the Because it's politically inconvenient for me mug.The fighting game where both sides are stupid and annoying as fuck. Multiple friendships have been broken due to this game.
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Get the Politics mug.When nepo babies ruin policy or foreign policy for the rest of us.
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Bush Cousin helping Bush Son get elected in Florida.
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Examples:
Bush Cousin helping Bush Son get elected in Florida.
Lord Balfour making ilegal promises or 'gentlemen's agreements' that he had no legitimacy making.
Caligula.
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Get the Nepo Baby Politics mug.One of the largest scams in history. The system where people vote for politicans who destroy the county, Then vote for politicians from the other political party who also destroy the country. This process continues while the Politicians get rich
American politics and the mass media also make the people turn into idiots
American politics and the mass media also make the people turn into idiots
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CIA Agent Sean Hannity: "THE RADICAL BIG GOVERNMENT SOCCCIALISTS ARE DESTROYING THE COUNTY"
(Says stuff like that while wearing a CIA pin, Which is one of the most powerful agencies in the federal government)
Joe Biden: "America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, ohbovhovyifcifcufxxufirxifcuxd"
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CIA Agent Sean Hannity: "THE RADICAL BIG GOVERNMENT SOCCCIALISTS ARE DESTROYING THE COUNTY"
(Says stuff like that while wearing a CIA pin, Which is one of the most powerful agencies in the federal government)
Joe Biden: "America is a nation that can be defined in a single word, ohbovhovyifcifcufxxufirxifcuxd"
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