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Pipe Hitter

A serious thug - Dedicated, professional and highly capable of "gettin' medieval on yo' ass" in highly unique and creative ways, from urban combat to hands-on work.

"I was in the Special Forces for ten years, now I do private security for the mob. Settle problems for them. I'm their number one pipe hitter."

Merc's in Iraqistan wear t-shirts that say "Pipe Hitters Union - Local 187"

Marsellus Wallace: "call a coupla pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch"
Pipe Hitter by Jules - Bad Motha' December 19, 2005
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Stanley Pines 

A character from the cartoon Gravity Falls.
He is an old man who's favorite hobbies are shoplifting, vandalism, and watching T.V.
Stan is sometimes referred to as either "Grunkle Stan" or "Hunkle Stan" because of moments in episodes such as "Scaryoke" when he suddenly appeared, fighting off zombies like the awesome Grunkle he is, in which some fans of the show gave him the name "Hunkle"
He is also the twin brother of Stanford Pines, otherwise known as the man who completely ruined the entire show and I don't like him no more- but that's another story...or..definition.
Stanley Pines is not allowed on airplanes.
Oh wait, no that was when he stole his brother, Stanford's name.
Sorry Stanford, looks like you won't be leaving America for a while...
Stanley Pines by Mrs.Pines September 13, 2016

Kentucky Fried Pipeline 

Similar to the Alaskan Pipeline, a Kentucky Fried Pipeline involves the stuffing of a condom with fried chicken. After the stuffing, freezing the condom and using it as a fried chicken dildo makes it a Kentucky Fried Pipeline.
Hey, we've got a lot of left over chicken here...let's make a Kentucky Fried Pipeline to shove up each other's asses.
there's many meanings and use's of the word...
1- used 2 smoke crack and other drugs with.
2- used 2 refer to ur dick
3- used to refer to ether fuck or get sucked up
1- i wanna smoke some crack with my pipe
2- i gonna get her 2 suck my pipe
3- i wanna lay the pipe on that hoe and make her scream
pipe by dj mike January 5, 2005
"I'm gonna lay some pipe on 'dat bitch."
pipe by x January 22, 2003

Alaskan Pipeline 

A person that partakes in the act of defecating into a snow bank to freeze the log for use as a dildo in the future. Some may use condoms or saran wrap to reduce mess and health complications.
A rich and hearty diet is necessary to become a champion Alaskan Pipeliner.
Alaskan Pipeline by Frank Snowl December 18, 2012

the Romanian pipeline 

Much like the Alaskan Pipeline, however in the day prior to the shitting in the condom and freezing in the freezer, eat a diet consisting solely of corn. This is to create a pipeline ribbed for her pleasure.
What did you do last night?
The Romanian Pipeline.
What? The Alaskan Pipeline wasn't good enough for you?
Last time she complained about how the Alaskan wasn't doing it for her.