Pump Dog

The act of masterbation by inserting your penis into a vaccum cleaner hose and alternating between the suck and blow settings untill ejaculation is achieved.

Screw you guys, im gona go home and ruin my vaccum with a hardcore pump dog.

by T3rman8tor May 16, 2011

Kennel Dog

A name for a person who eats food with force, destruction, and speed. This person usually takes massive, deep throat bites, that require minimal chewing. The face doesn't get 2 inches above the plate unless deep throating an item.

"Look at the Jeff the kennel dog housin that burrito!!" "Jeff's kennel doggin that pizza, watch your fingers!!!

by R. Timmer December 7, 2010

Ham-dogged

Completely hammered drunk.

I got so ham-dogged last night, I feel like shit today.

by PureCharger February 22, 2008

invisible dog

1.When a dog remains perfectly still while also averting his face to avoid attracting attention. Sometimes used in response to
the question "who ate my shoe?"
2.Can also be used by a person to the similar effect,see "invisible husband"

" Bart's effective use of invisible dog in the photo on petfinder.com got him a new home."

shy dog timid wasn't me silent invisible avoidance

by Bart's Mom August 5, 2009

Saint Dog

a rapper signed by the label "suburban Noize" records. the same label that has Kotton Mouth Kings

Yo bro. u down with Saint Dog?

not as much as the Kottonmouth Kings

by citysmoker420 January 16, 2009

Joels dog

Joel's dog is a canine(Canis lupus familiaris) that posses the sexually transmitted disease known as AIDs (acquired immunodeficiency syndrome)

Everyone: "Lmao joels dog haas aids"
Joel: "my dog is dead"
Me: "Of aids"

by Xx_Cuntmaster69_xX January 7, 2021

Cute dogs

Dogs that are cute

Britney has cute dogs

by Britney's dogs October 6, 2016