by deuce click May 08, 2008
Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
-Bill Maher
"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 01, 2005
by 530snow December 11, 2008
somebody acting retarded beyond comprehension, belief, or making it clear that they are "better than everyone"
by allie and sara November 03, 2007
Epic family guy parody of the song Surfin' bird - The Trash men
Were peter basically sings the whole song.
Were peter basically sings the whole song.
Peter:A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
Meg: NO U
Chris: I LIEK MUDKIPZ
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, bird is the word
Meg: NO U
Chris: I LIEK MUDKIPZ
by 4TL October 22, 2008
A physician or doctor who examines a woman's vagina. One who looks at or examines a woman's genitalia.
"Oh man, I have an appointment to go see my bird peeper. Oh how I hate going!"
"Thank God, I only have to see a bird peeper once a year!"
"Thank God, I only have to see a bird peeper once a year!"
by G J February 08, 2006
Patron: Bartender, could I get bloody mary but with a bit a tanginess.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.
Bartender: What did you have in mind?
Patron: Could you give it a swirly bird?
Bartender: You are in luck, I haven't washed my cock for a couple days.
by Teabagman August 04, 2012