Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

lazy darts

playing drats while sitting down

i was playing lazy darts with tj on the couch the other day

by blackppl January 4, 2011

Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

by thechunkster53 November 16, 2022

Lazy Oma

A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)

Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.

by Yoyoyoyo Ma August 5, 2022

Lazy

Jordan

"Jordan is lazy"

by SFJCEAVS CKYASKCEGWUJ December 9, 2018

lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”

by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

lazy leprechaun

When you are fucking a sexy turnip from the back and you yell "Where's me lucky charms" as you dump you pot of gold on her midget face.

after a night of drinking i decided to give my lady the lazy leprechaun

by Sir Dickcheese December 14, 2017